May 2009
10 posts
Fuck You, Penguin →
MTSS and Comedy Central Make Sweet Love →
Oh dear god.
I’ve succumb to the masses. I joined facebook today. ><
HCwDB the show →
Curious to see how the show will compare to the site.
Frequency of BAILS.
So check it…
I had plans to go to an industrial bar on Thursday and my 2 friends bailed on me day of. Then Friday I had plans to go to my favorite lesbian bar and the 2 girls I was planning on going with also bailed. (Thankfully one of them texted me last minute and we ended up going, woo!) Saturday I had a hair appointment and my hair stylist bailed. And Sunday (mother’s day) my...
The Zen of Drinking Alone →
zoee:
This article makes me feel better about myself.
“Drinking alone, on the other hand, is a much more pure and forthright form of imbibing, and I say that because it focuses entirely on the simple act of putting alcohol into your bloodstream. It tosses aside all the half-hearted pretensions about merely using alcohol as a social tool. It gets down to what drinking is all about: getting...
Homeless guy is homeless.
Saw a homeless guy on my drive to work today. It was necessary to do a double-take. The guy was drinking from a styrofoam cup while balancing on one leg and pointing at traffic. It was hilarious.
…and I’m going to hell.
WTF nightmares.
*shakes angry fist*
“That bird is LOW FLYING!”
– Drive back from Vegas.
This is why you're fat. →
April 2009
4 posts
Art Drunking.
Or drunk arting… either way…
It’s super fun. Think I’ll attempt this more often. Maybeh with pictures next time. :O!
Oh how I miss...
Happily skipping without a worry in the world.
I caught a glimpse of a girl skipping down the street today. She seemed happy.
Ordinarily when I see someone alone with a huge grin spread across their face, I assume they’re crazy. It is such a rare sight. How often do we see people walking by themselves (or in this case, skipping) with a clear sign of content? Never! This concept...
Oh hai!
I’m drunk. A lot. Let’s be friends!