Fri
May
22
Frequency of Drunk
Mon
May
11
Frequency of BAILS.
So check it…
I had plans to go to an industrial bar on Thursday and my 2 friends bailed on me day of. Then Friday I had plans to go to my favorite lesbian bar and the 2 girls I was planning on going with also bailed. (Thankfully one of them texted me last minute and we ended up going, woo!) Saturday I had a hair appointment and my hair stylist bailed. And Sunday (mother’s day) my mom ended up bailing on me! WTF!?
I cannot believe this weekend! Well, least I could spend the evenings doing my own drunken things!
Still… I’m glad Friday night happened. Especially because I got one girl’s number and hooked up (just a make out session, you dirty dirty birds!) with the girl I went with. YAY!
Fri
May
8
The Zen of Drinking Alone
zoee:
This article makes me feel better about myself.
“Drinking alone, on the other hand, is a much more pure and forthright form of imbibing, and I say that because it focuses entirely on the simple act of putting alcohol into your bloodstream. It tosses aside all the half-hearted pretensions about merely using alcohol as a social tool. It gets down to what drinking is all about: getting loaded, and by doing that, getting down to the inner you. The inner joy, the inner madness, the subconscious you, the real you.
When you are drinking with the bottle, however, you are rewarded with a vast, gently rolling plain of comfortable silence. The bottle never gossips or tries to interest you in stereo speakers it is planning on buying, it merely sits there in pristine silence, filling your glass instead of your ear.”
Love it.
Mon
May
4
Homeless guy is homeless.
Saw a homeless guy on my drive to work today. It was necessary to do a double-take. The guy was drinking from a styrofoam cup while balancing on one leg and pointing at traffic. It was hilarious.
…and I’m going to hell.
